That awkward moment when you start to tell a story but realize no one is listening
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When my mother says it's her house, but when it's time to clean it magically becomes ours.
Every girl i know.
"I'm spending this holiday ALONE!"
And I'm like "Bitch, I spend every holiday alone."
When I yell out my car window someone's name, and it's not them.
When parents left you home alone.
Now:
When I know I'm losing an argument.
Or:
When a teacher uses my name in an example.
I'm like:
When a teacher asks why I'm late.
BECAUSE I"M NOT EARLY.
When you stop arguing with someone and they say some shit under their breath.
SO sick of this like my status if... shit.
LMS if you think i'm cute.
LMS if you're breathing right now.
LMS if you a pimp.
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When people ask what I like to do for fun:
Oh fuck.
Don’t say read wikipedia entries.
Don’t say gay porn.
Don’t say Sims 3.
Don’t say lulz at memes.
Don’t say gay porn.
Don’t say collect gifs.
Don’t say google streetview people's houses.
Don’t say gay porn.
Do. Not. Say. Gay. Porn.
....
"CATS."
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When I get like 90 questions right while watching Jeopardy.
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When you find a video on youtube you think is interesting.
Oh... unavailable in my country.
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