oh curtis

so this is curtis. hes from mesa, arizona. he doesnt come on the chatroom that much, but when he does, he commands attention at all times. if hes not complaining about how frustrated he is with his life, hes telling everyone how many men he killed in afghanistan, leter admitting he was never involved in the military at all? and he favorite of activities, polishing his guns. they are the only thing tying him to this 'cruel mortal world.'

so of course i exploit that when he pisses us off and commands us to pay attention in the middle of something we were talking about. no no, thats fine, interrupt us, all eyes on you. "thank you, whats the name of this song? 'and every night..... uh... thats all i know."

.......

bye.

this was the rest of our conversation lol, i'm 'anders sg' and he's 'curtisayyooo'
enjoy :]


curtisayyyyyooooo: i was just asking for help
southernjersey: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
curtisayyyyyooooo: stfu
southernjersey: I MISSED THE JERSEY SHORE
southernjersey: WTF
southernjersey: FUCKING BABY SITTING
anders_sg: yup after i defended you about 6 times, no thats fine
curtisayyyyyooooo: get the tampon out of your ass and quit being so pissy, i just wanted help finding a song, not once did i ever say it was all about me
southernjersey: curtis i told you all i knew
anders_sg: are you done yet? can we talk about me? let me just interrupt your conversation
southernjersey: i dont do old school songs
curtisayyyyyooooo: wtf ever drew
southernjersey: im staying outta this
southernjersey: im gona go piss
curtisayyyyyooooo: i didnt mean to interrupt
anders_sg: oh my feelings.
anders_sg: good evening billy :]
billz_kikaku: hey drewbear <333333
anders_sg: sup wit it?
*jnegrete12 joined the room.
billz_kikaku: nout i wonna sleep but im waiting till i doze off you?
anders_sg: nada
*jnegrete12 left the room.
southernjersey: i am also in desperate need of a shower
southernjersey: soo again ill brb
curtisayyyyyooooo: i can smell u from here
*jnegrete12 joined the room.
curtisayyyyyooooo: idk why morons pm me
anders_sg: personally im very turned on my artillary, especially if handled by an experienced military officer
*Succesfully ignored the user.
*jnegrete12 left the room.
curtisayyyyyooooo: im attaching a red dot to a ww2 rifle
anders_sg: im listening to abba
anders_sg: my stories better
billz_kikaku: im biting my nails /win
curtisayyyyyooooo: where the fuck are all my allen wrenches
anders_sg: wheres your purple heart?
curtisayyyyyooooo: what
anders_sg: oh nothing
curtisayyyyyooooo: u done yet?
anders_sg: does that red dot help find your reason for existance? no ones found that yet
anders_sg: hiding like osama somewhere
curtisayyyyyooooo: dude go fuck yourself
anders_sg: with your fake gun you bought at dollar general?
curtisayyyyyooooo: none of my guns are fake buddy boy
anders_sg: you gotta scratch 'fischer price' off the side
curtisayyyyyooooo: i wish they had fake ones like this
anders_sg: i wish you could be taken seriously in the least
curtisayyyyyooooo: i wish you werent suck a fucking douchebag
anders_sg: i suck a douchebag? actually a douchebag is a pump, so i would have to be sucking the nozzel
curtisayyyyyooooo: such*
anders_sg: haha go 'cock' your gun. watch the gun snap in half when you do
anders_sg: you look like such a badass doing that, everyones so impressed with your military accomplishments
anders_sg: they should build a statue of you
anders_sg: The Dickhead Memorial
curtisayyyyyooooo: and they should beat the shit out of your bitch ass
anders_sg: let all that sexual frustration out
curtisayyyyyooooo: im frustrated with alot of shit ok?
anders_sg: sadface :]
southernjersey: time to put stuff on my face
anders_sg: 2 minute intermission to come up with more shitty comebacks?
curtisayyyyyooooo: im not fighting with you
curtisayyyyyooooo: i still consider you a friend
anders_sg: or fighting anyone else with that plastic toy store gun of yours
curtisayyyyyooooo: its not plastic
anders_sg: its as plastic as your prosthetic penis
curtisayyyyyooooo: ha i wish
anders_sg: i think you have a tampon in your asshole like i do
anders_sg: we should form a facebook group
curtisayyyyyooooo: doubtful
anders_sg: keep scrubbing, that toy store logo is bound to come off